Take 5 ! ...14 ...

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.

The lion has come,

the tiger has come,

the elephant has come,

the monkey has come..

But The meeting hasn't started.

Guess why ?

Because the Donkey is still busy in reading this SMS !

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Life is like a MOVIE...

If u r sad - DRAMA

If u r afraid - SUSPENSE

If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR

Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...

Without

Information

Fighting

Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means -

With

Idiot

For

Ever

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp

.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From birth till my death,

my feelings 4 u have never changed.

For me, you've always been

..........a headache!

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  ,-'''-.-'''-.

  (  you&me)

  '-.       .-'

       'v'

have unique & strange Friendship

 /)/)

( ';' )

(,) (,)

ME unique

<) ''.'.'' (>

  (  (oo)  )

 (,,,) - (,,,)

You so strange

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If you eve want 2 suceed in your life,

be sweet as Honey,

Be regular as Clock,

be fresh as rose,

Be soft as Tissue,

Be strong as Rock

and be good as !!!!me.....

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I chased love i found friendship,

i chased desires i found hopes,

i chased reality i found dreams,

i chased a monkey and i found you.

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Only the open heart receives

LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!

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This is not fair!

How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!

Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?

ANIMAL PLANET!

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Hello

DEAR

Where R U

Now...?

No Visits...,

No Calls....,

No SMS from Wik,

No Missed calls,

I M So worried...

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Are U n JAIL again?

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If u Read This,

I'm SmArT.

If u Save This,

U Agree I'm SmArT.

If u 4ward This,

Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT..

n if u Del This,

U'r Jealous

"B'cos I'm SmArT"

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Galileo:

Great Mind

Einstein:

Genius Mind

Newton:

Extraordinary Mind

Bill Gates:

Brilliant Mind

Me:

Mastermind

You:

never mind

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What is a Girl Friend?

Ans:

Addition of Problem,

Substraction of Money,

Multiplication of Enemy,

Division of Friends....

So be careful

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Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?

Neighbour's Dog!

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Earth may stop Rotating,

Birds may stop Flying,

Candles may stop Melting,

Fishes may stop Swimming,

Heart may stop Beating,

But your Brain will never start working!

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.

U cry, I Cry

U laugh... I laugh..

U jump out of d window... I look down n then..

I laugh again... ha ha ha

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In French: "Bon jour"

In Spanish: "Te Quiro"

In Italian " Teamo"

In Yugoslav "Volim Te"

In English "Good Morning"

In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"